1978 Vanden Plas 1500

Yep, British Leyland actually did this, they put a chrome conk on an Allegro and decked it out with picnic tables, leather seats, wood veneer and even its own Champagne glasses!

This would be a charming gesture, if it weren't for the fact that this isn't a large limousine or saloon car, but instead a four door family shopping car! The irony is also that the Allegro had notoriously small rear-legroom, which is a bit of a major design flaw for a car that's built for the purpose of it being chauffeur driven!

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